Sad Mr. and Mrs. Who

So my friend Tay and I used to get very bored in our 2nd period photo class in high school. This led to writing depressing and sarcastic short stories and poems. Here is an example of this. I found it while unpacking and thought it should be shared.

Our Ballad of the Who's

There once was a Who named Mrs. Who
There once was a Who named Mr. Who
They loved each other very much
But they were always very blue

Mrs. Who had a cold and kept saying ha-choo!
Mr. Who found himself always saying bless you!
Mrs. Who needed medicine that would work ultra-fast
So Mr. Who bought some flu-gone-ultra-fast, before he got sick too

Mrs. Who said "this flu must end"
So she went to Dr. Who, who was her friend
He fixed her up and got rid of her cold
But on the way home she got into a fender bender

Back to the Dr. Who Mrs. Who was rushed
and Mrs. Who's face was extremely flushed
Mr. Who scurried to the hospital as fast as he could
With his huskies he quickly mushed

After 6 weeks in extensive care
and 46 teddy bears
Mrs. Who was finally allowed to go home
She got to go but was confined to her wheel chair

There once was a Who named Mrs. Who
There once was a Who named Mr. Who
They loved each other very much
and they were always very blue